Bad Startup Limericks

YouSendIt
Sending big files was a chore
Burn CDs, then FedEx? No more!
No more FTP mess
Or clogged in-box stress
With YouSendIt, your business will soar!

LikeBetter
There once was a girl named Sue.
She fancies good photos, don’t you?
To LikeBetter she went
And her mind was bent:
How did it so surmise her virtue?

Joyent
I work at a little company called Joyent
With applications available wherever jill went
Our CFO says we’re profitable
While I sit and wax philosophical
Any one else care to take off and get bent?

HostedLabs
There once was a site that got big
It was linked to on Slashdot and Digg
But after a spell
The Web site fell
“HostedLabs to the rescue” — our gig

Shoutfit
There once was a girl from Boise
who loved to buy clothes from Paree
to keep up with the trends
and the looks that are in
she checks up on Shoutfit daily!

Guba
There once was a girl from Cuba
A band geek who played the tuba
But her skin cleared up
She bought herself a C cup
Now she shows off her tatas on Guba.

Bad Startup Haiku

All haiku are written by members of the companies listed.

TailRank
Google buys YouTube
The Web 2 bubble starts now
$1.6 Billion

Meetro
Looking for new friends?
Chat with neighbors and old buds,
A new way to meet

CivicEvolution
Civic soul at risk
Groups evolve solutions through
deliberation

RooftopComedy
Pro stand-up comics
Video for web and phone
Ha ha ha ha ha

ShopCastTV
If you like to shop
Then there is only one stop
ShopCast is the spot

BuzzShout
Cutting through the hype
2-0 hype that they all blog
BuzzShout brings the truth

Diigo
The elusive web:
now versatile as paper,
with aid from diigo